It's entitled: When I'm Drunk...
- My phone should be taken away from me, or at least have a “sober test” programmed in!
- I LOVE Jack ;) although i do love JD sober too...
- I like to skip!
- I call all kinds of random people from my phone book (hence the need for the “sober test”!)
- I love all my friends so much that i sometimes start to cry
- I slap people
- ... just because i think it's hilarious...
- People usually luuurve “Drunk Roxy” (unless i'm slapping THEM!)
- Now that i'm close to 30: I should not mix, or i WILL be sick.
- I shake my booty like you've never seen a white girl shake it before!
- I end up on the floor when I've had one too many (ahem... New Year's 2007)
- I have almost thrown a 3 year old into a bonfire...
- I have held a wine glass with my toes and had someone drink from it
- I have had a light-saber fight (and won)
- I have dislocated my knee, more than once...
- I have given many lapdances (to some VERY lucky people!)
- Many times, I have regretted my actions the next morning
- I have told my ex-mother-in-law that i was going to have her son's children in 4 years from then! (hence the regretting my actions...)
- My true feelings usually come out
- And i always always always feel like crap the next morning
Moral of the story? I need to stop drinking!
Which of these things did you do last night?
ReplyDeleteLOL hmmm let's see ... i skipped , jumped on some tables (that wasn't on the list !), wanted to slap a few Washington fans... but didn't because i had no backup! So, compared to normal, i wasn't so bad last night ;)
ReplyDeleteNo need to stop ... just drink in moderation! What's life without a few fun memories like throwing a year old in a bondfire! LOL!
ReplyDeleteok wait up girl...ex mother in law??!! when was this?!
ReplyDeleteLOL i meant it as my ex's mother. She was like a mother-in-law, but not officially! ;)
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