NYC

What happens in NYC, stays in NYC! Especially for a dirty thirty ;)

Soooo many “dirty thirty's” to come this year! How fun is that?!

NYC baby!

I'm off to NYC — NOT for a wedding, NOT for a bachelorette, NOT for a baby shower, NOT for an engagement party OR EVEN to celebrate someone's wedding anniversary...

We're 5 girls and we're going to NYC to celebrate my great friend S's 30th birthday!!

GO CRAZY OH BABY! We're celebrating how AWESOME it is to turn 30 and be successful without husbands or babies!! 

Reservations at a boutique hotel, road trip with our own car, drinks on hand, high heels, cute dresses, and reservations at NYC's hottest spots! Maybe we'll even party with the Downtown Girls while we're there! SO EXCITING! I think I need this weekend more than S does ;)


P.S I will be TRYING to take a “mini-vacation” from my phone, so we'll see how that goes ;) but there might be surprise updates as we go!! 

HABS GOING TO GAME 7 BITCHES!!!

It's time to celebrate LES BLEU-BLANC-ROUGE — Habs are going to game 7 v. Pittsburg bitches!!!!
photo via cassbird.com

When i'm Drunk....

Going out and celebrating the HABS victory last night (YAAAA BABYYY!!!!!!) reminded me that Roxy + drinking can lead to some bad things. Here's a short list of "Roxy-drinking-risks"...
It's entitled:  When I'm Drunk...

• My phone should be taken away from me, or at least have a “sober test” programmed in!
• I LOVE Jack ;) although i do love JD sober too...
• I like to skip!
• I call all kinds of random people from my phone book (hence the need for the “sober test”!)
• I love all my friends so much that i sometimes start to cry
• I slap people
• ... just because i think it's hilarious...
• People usually luuurve “Drunk Roxy” (unless i'm slapping THEM!)
• Now that i'm close to 30: I should not mix, or i WILL be sick.
• I shake my booty like you've never seen a white girl shake it before!
• I end up on the floor when I've had one too many (ahem... New Year's 2007)
• I have almost thrown a 3 year old into a bonfire...
• I have held a wine glass with my toes and had someone drink from it
• I have had a light-saber fight (and won)
• I have dislocated my knee, more than once...
• I have given many lapdances (to some VERY lucky people!)
• Many times, I have regretted my actions the next morning
• I have told my ex-mother-in-law that i was going to have her son's children in 4 years from then! (hence the regretting my actions...)
• My true feelings usually come out
• And i always always always feel like crap the next morning
  
  
  

  Moral of the story? I need to stop drinking!