LOL i came across this and thought it was cute and funny.
It claims to give you “maximum relief from soul-crushing, revenge-inspiring, self-pitying, and all-around unbearable heartache.” WHOA! That's a big claim!
I doubt it would be able to heal any real broken heart, but it's a nice gesture in the right direction...
Check it out at: http://www.modcloth.com/Apartment/-I-Will-Survive-Kit